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There's not much to tell about me. I'm a nymphet who never was, a genius who was once and never will be again, a butterfly who will never be, and now I am nothing. One day, perhaps, I will be a beautiful disaster.

Sometimes I think I had a soulmate I never met.

I invented the Deschanel incest ship, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! ;)

My journal is mainly about fandom and day-to-day life. I rarely write about "important" things. That doesn't mean I don't think about them. I just rarely feel like discussing them with people. So if you're looking for things political or academic, you're probably in the wrong place. You're welcome to disagree with me about whatever, but generally speaking, if I don't know you, or at least who the hell you are, before you start arguing with me, I'm just going to think you're a douche and ban you. Basically, if you're here to tell me I'm an idiot, introduce yourself first. It's really only polite.

For some reason I'm incredibly anal about having exactly 100 interests. I change them around regularly as a result.

If there's anything on my LJ you particularly like, save it, because I delete most of my newsitem/articles-with-rants-attached/"hey, lookit that!" entries once they're off the front page of my journal, unless I want to keep the comments for prosperity posterior posterity.

Don't take friend cuts personally, unless you think you have reason to. Generally I just can't keep up with my flist and we've pretty much stopped talking. And there's no real reason for us to remain friended. If you've friended me, please say something! I don't tend to add people back unless I know who you are, plus I like knowing why someone wants to read my LJ! :)

I'm a lesbian (or I identify as such; however I'm beginning to think that I could possibly fall in love with a man - why just assume I can't because I haven't yet?? Isn't 26 too old to start having another identity crisis? I guess the answer is to not let it become a crisis. If people think my labels don't fit, that's their damn problem.) with a strong loathing of the "queer community." Oh my fucking god, I live in queer mecca and am surrounded by the GLBT factions who are determined to get offended over every little thing. Because of this, I'm sure I'll die alone, but better alone than with someone with a huge stick made of nothingness up their ass. I'm tired of having to be politically correct and being told that using the word "dyke" or lesbians wanting to LOSE WEIGHT BECAUSE THAT'S ANTI-FEMINIST!!1! (I'm on the fat side and I'm working to change that because I hate it - anyone have some willpower I can borrow?) is causing the downfall of society when we live in a country (now formerly, thank god) run by George W. Bush, for fuck's sake! Stereotyping? Fuck yes. I've given up trying to be politically correct about a group that hates me because I don't fit their specifications of what I should believe.

I'm so tired of being considered a bad homo for thinking Brokeback Mountain deserved to lose at the Oscars. It fucking sucked! That's why it lost! I don't like most "gay" movies, actually. LOST AND DELIRIOUS IS TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE I'M NEVER GETTING BACK. AND THEY ASSRAPED ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS TO MAKE THAT CLAPTRAP! I'M STILL BITTER ABOUT THAT! But I'm always on the lookout for good ones; let me know if you have any recommendations!

I also hate/am annoyed by liberals, conservatives, knee-jerk feminists, misogynists, ana kids, fat people with soapboxes, religious nuts, smug atheists, brighter-blesseds-than-thou, victims, criminals, the childfree, child molesters, pro-lifers, PETA supporters, politicians, psychoanalysts, Perverted Justice and people who can't grasp the concept of fiction not being reality.

And the list grows all the time. I'm not edgy. I just hate people. I know exactly where to pinpoint the blame for this, but why bother? They'd just take it as a victory.

I'm not a "pedophile activist." Regardless of rumors started by people who assume I must be one because I don't support vigilante justice on the internet. Stop telling me about those accusations, random strangers. I know. They're bullshit, but there's nothing I can do about it.

I will say this much, though. There was a time when gays were considered a horrible plague on humanity, people with no self-control who would rape innocent children if given the chance. If the internet had been available in those times, Perverted Justice and its ilk would be persecuting me when I have never done a damn thing to hurt anyone. (Hell, they're doing that anyway.) Would that have been "right" just because the general public thought so? Thus, I cannot support such an organization. They are not just out to get child molesters - if they were, I would support them wholeheartedly. However, they are out to get anyone who doesn't think exactly the way they do, anyone who believes that a person should be persecuted for their actions, not their feelings, and they are lauded for it, and that is fucking dangerous.

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